Bet Against
Your Homiez
three steps. zero excuses. skill issue if you can't.
cook up a bet
open the bot, type your hot take. 'lakers are cooked tonight' — literally anything goes. be unhinged.
slide into their DMs
send the bet to your homie or nuke the group chat with it. set the stakes. if they don't accept they're actually scared.
collect the bag
outcome hits. winner gets paid. loser copes. no refunds on bad takes.
built different. by degens. for degens.
Peer-to-Peer Bets
no house edge. no middleman. just you and your homie finding out who's actually him.
Group Betting
drop a bet in the gc and watch chaos unfold. your whole squad can get in on it.
Instant Settlement
winnings hit your wallet immediately. speedrun to getting paid.
Bet on Anything
sports, crypto, who eats more wings — if you can argue about it at 2am, you can bet on it.
Leaderboard
ratio your friends. track who's the GOAT bettor in your crew. flex responsibly.
Fully in Telegram
no app downloads. no signups. just vibes. open the bot and start printing W's.
What the homiez are beefing about
"BTC hits $150K before July"
"Celtics win the Finals"
"SOL flips ETH market cap by 2027"
"I'll lose 20lbs by March"
"GPT-5 drops before June"
FAQ (for the confused ones)
yes bestie. real stakes. real bags. the bot facilitates but the smoke is between you and your homie.
open the bot. make a bet. send it. that's literally it. if you need more steps than that idk what to tell you.
basically yeah. sports, crypto, 'i can eat 50 nuggets in an hour' — if both sides agree it's a valid bet. go crazy.
the bot tracks everyone's record. duck a bet and your reputation is cooked forever. the leaderboard never forgets. accountability era.
chill. tiny fee on settled bets. way less than any sportsbook. your bag stays between homiez.
stop being a spectator.
enter your villain arc.
your homiez are already printing W's without you. genuinely embarrassing to sit this one out.
become ungovernable